Welcome to White Falls

A City of Progress! Population 66,666 citizens, and each one is filled with "Northern Pride." Only a mere four hours North of Thunder Bay by road or rail, White Falls is a pleasure to visit for any lover of brand-new antique vehicles, cutting edge scientific research, and home to the greatest number of cheese-related centennial projects of any city in Canada.

A City of Nature! the city's namesake is the world's farthest inland and most enigmatic salt waterfall. Briny water cascades over the hundred foot high precipice and into the salt encrusted Spire Lake, where it drains into depths unknown. Fishing licenses are available year round for the never frozen lake, and any of the pre-kippered catch is guaranteed to stay fresh for a year.

A City of Industry! Iron mines feed the perpetually hungry steel mill; the salt-clogged hydro-electric power runs the ever industrious overstuffed furniture factory; reproduction cars of olde come filled with freshly manufactured cheese of the newe; and the almost unnoticeable rancid smell of meat processing gives the air a delightful tang.

A City of Safety! No mysterious disappearances, No strange light shows at odd times of the night, and certainly NO evil creatures of the night stalking tourists in our fair city. None!